gothamspoilers:

So, Bruce Wayne has the most baller office ever, why? Because it has a fucking rock climbing mountain in it. Not a plastic wall with multi colored rubber rocks, a fucking mountain side in his office. Lucius Fox comes in with another exec from a company Wayne Enterprises is trying to buy, but got outbid by Q-Qore (ooooh, shared universe) but this dude doesn’t want to be bought by Q-Qore, so he comes to Wayne saying he’ll except a buy out for less. Bruce agrees to it, as it will help stimulate Gotham’s economy, blah blah, I don’t see how this is relevant yet.

Bruce leaves the impromptue meeting to find one miss Charlotte Rivers in his… other office? Think of Charlotte as Nancy Grace… but young and attractive. She does the whole hard hitting “my viewers demand answers” thing until the scene breaks down to some sexy time, because once again, DC doesn’t think of the children. Really it’s just some kissing, and a cut to nighttime. Bruce has to go out doing Batman and everything, so there’s the typical “where are you off to Mr. Wayne” scene, with a promise of a “normal” date.

Wow, spent way too much time writing out these scenes… anyways.

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